Thou shalt not have chicken on Easter

Jesus said, "Behold my hands and my feet, that it is myself: handle me and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have." So my question is: This relates to the bunny rabbit how?!?

I hate holidays. They are so inconvenient. Things are closed. Children run about. Is a bucket of chicken at 9:30 p.m. too much to ask? Only if it's Easter Sunday.

Not to get on any sort of religious high horse, but really, to me, religious holidays are the pinnacle of hypocrisy. No one cares more about their religion than when there's a reason to not work.

Okay I'm done. And kids be quiet and go home.