Tuesday, August 14, 2007

In Dreamland v4

i was off roading in my truck through a stream and i was supposed to veer to the right, but i didn't and ended up in deeper water. all of a sudden i was outside of my truck on a rock pondering how to get my truck out of the deeper water. out of nowhere i saw a lynx jump from the trees into what was a now a river. my truck wasn't in anymore than three feet of water but i was afraid the linx would drive it away. then when the lynx came out of the water i saw it looked more like a cross between a lynx and
meowth.

She's Kinky Like That

Daniel (To Ann-Marie as she's riding her wheel chair down the hall): Has anyone ever stuck a broomstick in your wheel as you're rolling?

Ann-Marie: Yeah, it's called 'foreplay.'

Overheard in the Advising Center hallway.

Now playing on the Launchcast: Joga by Bjork

Thursday, August 09, 2007

In Dreamland v3.1

i needed to take a spanish placement exam for some reason. juan had inside information and told me what verb to focus on. he also clued me into the fact that there was a performance piece to the exam and that i needed to work on my Cha Cha.

i don't know how to do the Cha Cha.

In Dreamland v3

my left central incisor fell out. weird though was that it was screwed into my gums and the screw broke in half.

also falling out of my mouth was my tongue ring. which i don't have in waking life.

There's a scale, honey.

Jennifer: You graduated from NMSU? Why?

Yvette: He got his bachelor's there.

Jennifer: Do you still live there?

Daniel: No, I live in the Northeast now.

Jennifer: [Disapproving face] You're not even making progress.

Overheard at Yvette's desk.