Brian Likes His Cake

Christy: You got invited? All they told me was 'Don't eat the cake.' (To Brian after Brian revealed he was invited to a retirement part at Christy's office)

Overheard at staff meeting.

Marzipan is Such a Great Influence

Zach: That's disgusting. And I don't like your outfit. (To Rachel in reference to her wanting to dip her pickles in her au jous)

Overheard at Quizno's.