Now, That's What I Call Advising

Daniel: So, I told the student, come back to my office and we can talk about what you can do with a specific major.

Lizzette (obsessed with military men): I'll show you what you can do with a Major.

Overheard at lunch.

The Restraining Order is On Its Way

Melissa intently sending herself a text on Daniel's phone.

[2 seconds pass]

Melissa's phone notifies here she has a text message.

Melissa reading text message with look of disgust on her face: Oh my God, Daniel, quit texting me!

Overheard in Rosie's living room.