Daniel: Do you have cramps? Would you like me to massage your ovaries?
Jenn: No!
Daniel: Dry hump?
Jenn: No!
Daniel: I'm an excellent ovary massager, Wilson, tell Jenn I'm an excellent ovary massager.
Wilson: Do you even know where the ovaries are?
Daniel: I would assume they're in this general region [points to pelvis].
Wilson: Yeah, well ... you know what she could really use is a heating pad.
Jenn: I'm fine. I have cramps but they're well managed by all the Motrin I took.
Wilson: Oh, okay. Do you have a tipped uterus?
Daniel: I can check that out for you.
Wilson: There's a three finger test.
Daniel: I have three fingers.
Wilson: I don't know which fingers, though. And I'm sure it's done from the outside.
Daniel: Like a shocker?
Friday, March 31, 2006
Meanwhile, the window is wide open ...
File this one under: overheard
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hahah i love you daniel. you always make me laugh. <3!
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